Thirty countries before I am thirty
Thursday, August 19th, 2010When I was in Guatemala back in 2008 I sat next to a fairly eccentric Dutch guy on yet another long windy bus journey. Inevitably we got talking about travel as you simply have to when you meet a stranger travelling. Turns out he had been a tour guide a few years previous and had really racked up the countries at the age of 36. He told me that it was his aim to have visited fifty countries by the time he was forty. This seemed to me an excellent ambition so I scribbled down all the countries I had been to in the past few years at the then age twenty six and decided that it should be my aim to get to thirty countries by the time I am thirty.
It seems an odd ambition but it has really driven me to continue to go new places instead of visiting my old favourites. I shared this ambition with a wonderful friend of mine at the time who was sitting on the exact same amount of countries at a slightly more advanced age and we have been competing to get to thirty ever since. I am delighted that I will be reaching my landmark 30th country at the time of publishing this blog a whole 4 days quicker than her.
The first foreign country I ever visited was Spain aged eight; I doubt there is a person alive who was born in the UK in the 80’s who wasn’t taken to Spain on a package holiday by their parents. In times before Ryanair and Easyjet Spain was the destination of choice to most working class people in an age when people used to walk into travel agents and book holidays. A bizarre thought now I am sure you will agree.
The destination was Playa Den Bosa in Ibiza in 1990. I still remember my first ever flight, the hotel, the kids club, riding the mechanical bull in a bar on the beach, Italia 90 every day. My Dad taking me to see Germany celebrating winning the World Cup and then a squad of English people rocking up and throwing bottles at them. Now that I think about it I remember that holiday more than some of the boozy holidays I had in Spain when I was in my late teens. Given that they were in Magaluf and Benidorm it’s probably not a bad thing. I spent a lot of holidays in Spain up until I was about twenty two. If the Canaries and Baleric Islands were each countries in their own right, I’d be closer to forty countries by now.
China in 2004 was my first real travel experience. A holiday that came out of nowhere that which lit the torch paper. This was pre Olympics Beijing, before the big clear up. I saw very few tourists out and about and any time I was at a tourist attraction like the Forbidden Palace I was mobbed by Chinese tourists from the countryside to pose for photo’s with them. They probably had not ever seen a European man with peroxide blonde hair and loud dress sense or a tall female with Sideshow Bob style red hair! I do remember being at the Great Wall of China and taking some time to myself and being mystified as to how a guy from a council estate in Scotland whose previous holidays had been trips to Benidorm found himself to be standing on one of the world’s greatest landmarks in China of all places. For the first time ever I realised if I wanted it bad enough, I could do what ever I wanted to. Sadly this trip took place literally a few months before I got a digital camera and all my photo’s were destroyed in a flood. I would give anything to have those photo’s back.
In 2005 I sat at a friends leaving party before she went over to Australia for a year on a working holiday visa. I wasn’t even aware that you could do such a thing so easily. If she could do it, so could I, so a couple of days later I handed my notice in at work and booked a flight to Australia. and five years on, here I am at country number thirty.
Here is the run down of where I have been. I should point out that stop overs in airports and transits straight through countries don’t count
Spain
Portugal
Greece
France
Ireland
Finland
Norway
China
Belgium
Germany
Singapore
Australia
USA
New Zealand
Thailand
Laos
Malaysia
Sweden
Trinidad and Tobago
Venezuela
Colombia
Guatemala
Mexico
Holland
Denmark
India
Nepal
Cambodia
Vietnam
Burma
As you can see I have barely touched central and eastern Europe nor been to Africa.
Forty before forty should be a walk in the park!









